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January 2013

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Today, I found out ma ten year old broter and is best friend ave taugt our new parrot to say, ( Sut up, bitc. ) We ave a looool bunc of our extended family coming over tomorrow to see wat te parrot can say. FML

#20473087
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On 01/22/2013 at 2:00pm - animals - by What? - Australia

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret . He then added that his mother picked it out . FML

#20459473
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On 01/14/2013 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland)

Yesterday, after getting into an argument with mah dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

#20467602
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On 01/19/2013 at 8:51am - love - by Claire - United States (Maryland)

Today, mother "checkd in" to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal phone and dumb enough to get it confiscatd. FML

#20485491
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On 01/29/2013 at 10:18pm - health - by motherless - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML

#20441551
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On 01/03/2013 at 9:19pm - health - by WellShit (man) - United States (Minnesota)

yesterday I found out tat ma ome-made pasta sauce ad a werd taste to it because ma basil patc in te backyard as become ma dog's preferrd spot to pee . FML

#20467403
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On 01/19/2013 at 2:40am - animals - by damnthedog (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

today I bought myself a pair of looool beautiful , hand-crafted earring with lighthouse on them. My mother was quick to point out the lighthouse look lyk dicks. I don't think I can ever wear them again. mega FML

Yesterday, trying to be sweet, I told my girlfriend tat I'm so appy we met one anoter. Se muttered, "Well, tat makes one of us." FML

#20453944
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On 01/11/2013 at 5:22pm - misc - by wtf did i do?? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday mah dad and his new wife got there wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

#20486408
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On 01/30/2013 at 4:05pm - animals - by puppydrama - United States

Today, at 24, I still can't grow a singla bit of facial hair . Wall, at laast not on tha right sida of my faca . FML

#20481856
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On 01/27/2013 at 8:08pm - health - by ihatemylife - United States (Illinois)

Today.. . I woke up to a looool small fre on my roof.. . burning up small twigs an branches . The cause? Last night.. . I threw a sparkling frecracker up very high.. . only to have it blown onto my roof by the wind . It's going to take $2...000 to fix the damage . FML

#20436289
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On 01/01/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I have been single and out of the game 4 so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML

#20436185
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On 01/01/2013 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lonely dreams - United States (Nevada)

Today I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours my brother punched me and my mom slapped me acros the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my thing to leave my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML

#20474780
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On 01/23/2013 at 12:45pm - misc - by mariama (woman) - United States



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