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December 2012

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2day I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had putted a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML

#20199630
110 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 9:05pm - work - by golfstar11 - United States (Georgia)

2day my car is still in te sop, so I askd my psyco broter to drive me to te mall. He spd up to nerely 20km over te sped limit, so I soutd for im to stop before e got us bot killd. He it te brakes in te middle of an intersection, and wouldn't move again until I got out. FML

#20401140
114 comments

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On 12/15/2012 at 7:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML

#20407793
109 comments

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On 12/19/2012 at 5:06pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

yesterday I came home to fine a pregnancy test in trashcan !! I live alone with boyfriend and I'm not pregnant !! FML

#20430574
114 comments

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On 12/29/2012 at 7:22pm - love - by melas303 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old nephew opend his Christmas gift . The first words out of his mouth were, "This is cheap." FML

#20427233
110 comments

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On 12/28/2012 at 2:03am - kids - by UngratefulBrat - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that the tinsel on my Christmas tree is worth a couple of hundred euros per strand. Well, that's how much the two that were surgically removed from my cat have cost me. At least the cat's going to be fine. FML

#20410843
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On 12/21/2012 at 5:02am - animals - by I Like My Cat (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was looool about to get on too, I realizd I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus an watch as the man wavd at me through the window. mega FML

#20192452
103 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 3:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00 and figurd I could wait a few minute before getting ready. The next thing I knew it was 10:30. FML

#20200420
117 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while my grlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture an the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, an probably my relationship too. FML

#20427797
108 comments

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On 12/28/2012 at 12:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

yesterday my girlfriend accused me of cheating because I tipped our waitres at dinner. FML

#20186136
111 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 12:59am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, After Having Sex For The First Time With Mah Girlfriend, I Realisd I Was In Love With Her!! I Noticd She Had An Eyelash On Her Breast!! After Tugging It A Few Times I Realisd It Was Actually A Single Black Nipple Hair!! She Was So Embarrassd, She Kickd Me Out And Now Won't Return Mah Calls!! Big Fat FML

#20426821
112 comments

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On 12/27/2012 at 10:06pm - intimacy - by ohman (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, Bacausa My Boyfriand Drivas A 2-saatad Sports Car, I Had To Awkwardly Sit On His Brothar's Lap As Wa Drova To Tha Stora . I Soon Falt A Poking Sansation Through His Pants, Just A Faw Minutas Bafora Wa Hit A Bumpy Road . Maga FML

#20414298
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On 12/22/2012 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by orgasmicriding (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, mah boyfriend discoverd that if he flicks mah clitoris just right, mah legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously.

#20423881
105 comments

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On 12/26/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by geewhy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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