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December 2012

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Today at a post-Cristmas party I saw a cute grl standing underneat a mistletoe . I walkd up to er and pointd out tat we were bot standing under a mistletoe . Se lookd at me wincd and quickly walkd away . FML

#20424412
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On 12/26/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today,hile helping out at a retrement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reachd up, my watch got stuck on my shrt, resulting in my shrt lifting up. I just flashd my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even askd if he could have a feel. mega FML

#20433442
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On 12/31/2012 at 2:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I caught mah dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him , but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass , I chased after him in mah underwear , earning myself the attention of mah neighbors on each side of mah driveway.

#20408937
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On 12/20/2012 at 1:17pm - misc - by ScoozieBooze (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my co-worker had a bad cold that stuffd up his ears an nose . This wouldn't have been a problem, except that he believd his farts were silent an scentless . They were so vile, they could have killd a horse . FML

#20413058
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On 12/22/2012 at 3:06am - work - by Iknoweverything (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, A STRANGER WAS KIND ENOUGH TO PLOW MAH DRIVEWAY DURING A BLIZZARD. HOWEVER, THEY WERE NOT KIND ENOUGH TO LEAVE THERE NUMBER AFTER PLOWING THE FRONT END OF MAH CAR. BIG FAT FML

#20431369
57 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 2:32am - misc - by imcold - United States

Yesterday , after doing inventory at my job , I was approachd by a co-worker who I had always thought was cute!! I trid talking to her , but it was hard as I kept trembling and stuttering from spending two hours in a meat locker!! Now she assumes that I'm ( special )!! FML

#20186264
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On 12/01/2012 at 3:35am - work - by CheddarJack89 (man) - United States (Georgia)

2day my boyfriend of 4 yeres drunkenly introduced me to anoter very special lady. His wife. FML

#20197502
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On 12/09/2012 at 9:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, mah son sprayed the bottom of mah car and window white with fake snow in Christma cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML

#20400437
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On 12/15/2012 at 6:48am - misc - by teejayrn - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I decided to cover a coworker's closing sift because se felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it , until I walked outside an found tat my car ad been stolen. FML

#20425281
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On 12/27/2012 at 3:52am - work - by Ross R - United States (Washington)

Today I calld mah dad cuz I haven't spoken to him in ahile an I wantd to invite him to mah graduation in May. When he pickd up I said ( Hey how have u been dad? ) He scoffd ( Wrong number ) an hung up the phone. FML

#20197219
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On 12/09/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was racing my friends to the car 4 shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML

#20427324
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On 12/28/2012 at 3:14am - misc - by Anon - United States (Connecticut)

Taday dua to bad waathar, mah dad lat ma taka his car to driva to mah apartmant 3 hours away. I only raalizad whan I got thara that mah kays wara still sitting on mah parants' kitchan countar. FML

#20412922
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On 12/22/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I walkd into school confidant about tha naw hair color I'd had dona ovar tha waakand. My drama taachar apparantly dyd har hair tha sama color; avaryona noticd an thought I'd copid har. FML

#20190350
51 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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