Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States
Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
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Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
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Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by stainseverywhere (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 9:23am - intimacy - by Gabi - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by nycol (woman) - Australia
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)
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