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Friday 25 January 2013

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Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML

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On 01/25/2013 at 1:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Dublin)



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