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Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

#12497360
156 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 10:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML

#12489960
86 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 12:03am - money - by Relevance - United States

Today, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my remaining card, and realized I'd cut up the wrong one. FML

#12327925
103 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 7:14am - money - by 8to10days (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML

#12313320
75 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 5:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I discovered our AOL billing information. Turns out we've been paying for dial-up via automatic bill paying that we thought we cancelled in 2000. $1,800 later, we called to cancel. Customer service congratulated us on being loyal members for over 13 years. FML

#12266156
128 comments

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On 08/02/2010 at 1:23pm - money - by Jay (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

#12198220
73 comments

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On 07/30/2010 at 12:26am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at work, I was talking to a customer. She kept shaking her head "no" at everything I said. I asked what she was disagreeing with. She told me she has Parkinson's Disease, teared up, and asked to speak to my manager. FML

#12165853
157 comments

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On 07/28/2010 at 1:38pm - money - by RWW (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML

#12149322
182 comments

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On 07/27/2010 at 6:15pm - money - by idgit42 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, someone gave me 13 dollar bills. I rejected one because I'm very superstitious about the unlucky 13. Later, I waited half an hour in the car for someone to bring me exactly 1 dollar because I did not have enough for the parking fee. FML

#12088821
191 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 5:56pm - money - by onedollar (man) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend jumping on my bed exclaiming that he had "won the lottery." He broke the bed. Turns out he only won £15.80. FML

#11790299
88 comments

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On 07/10/2010 at 8:03am - money - by Ecce (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML

#11704983
196 comments

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On 07/06/2010 at 7:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out that my younger sister had maxed out all three of my credit cards when I tried all three of the cards, and realized that I didn't have $5.29 to buy tampons and Advil. FML

#11387354
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38051) - you deserved it (5136)

On 06/22/2010 at 7:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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