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Today, my boyfriend bought another expensive bong to go with the one he bought last month, along with his new phone, airsoft gun, and various other things he's blown our money on this year. He's bought nothing to prepare for our son, though, who's due next month. FML


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On 06/16/2013 at 2:11pm - money - by InconsiderateMuch (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Honey. He obviously does not care about his son. I say leave him because you don't want someone like him raising your child.

#2 - On 06/16/2013 at 5:04pm by annie_nk

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This is the reason for all those kill it before it breeds memes.

#6 - On 06/16/2013 at 5:04pm by xlord

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