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  FYLDeep  |  33

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  tencentsakiss  |  33

113, OP is definitely a girl. Ever wondered why there are gender symbols next to the username? I assume she is calling the female equivalent a hand job even though it's not actually called that.

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  xshadyshadow  |  10

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13, many people are against gay couples so they probly just decided that ManxWoman symbols would work better (don't wanna get sued by bigots for going against their religion and 'making the Internet a horrible filthy place')

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  DjeePee  |  10

'But then again, 13, how does one give a female a handjob?' Oh come on, are you serious? You give a guy a handjob by touching his penis with your hands. You give a girl a handjob by touching her vagina and clitoris with your hands. Tadaah. Common sense solved the problem! Again! OP, I feel sorry for you. I would say to don't touch his penis, but that's difficult when you love your partner, and it won't solve a thing. Have a serious talk instead. Tell him that it is supposed to be awfully wet down there and that a decent partner is not afraid of the other one her/his bodily fluids and that your self-esteem will become very low if he doesn't want to do it. I am not a fan of forcing people, but things like this can get very frustrating and relationship-destroying.

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  WishResign  |  10

67, it's not called a handjob for a girl... it seems like you deliberately misunderstood 13 haha she didn't need a sex lesson, she was just questioning the wording. not that hard to figure out..

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  DjeePee  |  10

Pff, questioning the wording...if you understand it, why questioning it? Not everybody uses the same wording. I use to say 'fingering', or 'hand job' and even 'manual job'. I really don't see the point of questioning the wording - something that 40% of the people is doing here - if it is obvious what she meant.

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  RedPillSucks  |  10

Manual job? I had one of those once. Then they started translating the manuals from Chinese. After that, I had to get a menial job instead, masturbating some meanie.

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  alicianoar  |  25

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By  pinkp909  |  20

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  ygdrassil  |  20

62, I assume you're referring to the symbol that means intimacy, the category of this FML. Because the one showing the OP's gender is a female symbol. And how could you possibly sue FML for merely showing the gay symbol? It would appear to me that if you wanted to sue someone for showing something that is neutral towards or promoting homosexuality you might go for a gay rights group's website or a gay porn site.

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