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First! Hahaha
Tell him its up his ass if he wants to be so rude.
Hey this is my FML reworded and resubmitted! I was robbed
I would phrase it "With your head. Up your ass."
Demand where he was all those years you two didn't speak.
Say it's in the same place as all your lost birthday and holiday presents from him
Damn you took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while I as kissing you.
*was
Tell him it's in the last place he took you out to dinner/had special bonding time with you. THAT might have him straining his mind for a while.
Say that he's got the wrong number?
Ask him where your presents are. I bet he'll hang up and never call you again. Problem solved! :)
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Say it's in the same place as all your lost birthday and holiday presents from him
Tell him its up his ass if he wants to be so rude.