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Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML


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On 04/10/2009 at 6:17am - misc - by blah (man) - United States (Idaho)

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YDI. Why would you put them in the driveway? lol

#2 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:03pm by disadvantage

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Evidence removal is first priority. Clean-up is secondary. I bet you learned your lesson.

#8 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:10pm by rukusrazor

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