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Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5316) - you deserved it (54444)

On 04/10/2009 at 6:17am - misc - by blah (man) - United States (Idaho)

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