Miscellaneous: Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of...

By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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Busted

By far23 - 15/07/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said, "Did you have fun at the party?" I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied, "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left." FML

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By Jaclk - 24/04/2012 21:28 - United States - Needham

Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML

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By trp007 - 07/04/2014 03:03 - United States - New Castle

Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML

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Caught in 4K

By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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By teea - 15/11/2012 23:34 - Australia - Saint Lucia

Today, my boyfriend and I cleaned his parents' whole house while they were out, just to be nice. When they came home, they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML

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disadvantage 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:03

YDI. Why would you put them in the driveway? lol

rukusrazor 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:10

Evidence removal is first priority. Clean-up is secondary. I bet you learned your lesson.

Comments

snowbird_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:40

hahaha there isn't a way of talking urself out of this so...sucks for you

potentpotable 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 5:21

Recycling fail! YDI n00b!

RiChY_BaBy08 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:19

super lol. if i was drinking something i'd probably spat it out.. but dang that sucks... nice try tho!

nodbor 11

Saturday 11 April 2009 8:27

ya should have told them you a some friends went can and bottle hunting for extra cash.

YoureNoFun 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 8:43

As much as YDI, this really blows. Been there.

dillinger_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 8:51

So, you had a "bunch of parties" in a single day? I guess you didn't sleep then.

xxlindseyxx 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 8:59

#10 ftw You deserved it.

nickk_v 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:12

Thank you for this!! Now i know what NOT to do when I throw a party.

littlemuffet 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 10:10

That's what you get for throwing multiple parties in one day.

rush_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 15:55

The people who say, "the house is clean! They have no reason to complain!" absolutely FLOOR me. Really, they have no reason to complain? Tons of people were in their house clearly against their rules while they were gone, doing god knows what and touching their stuff and possibly STEALING their stuff (this happens so often at parties). Also, there was alcohol, and the OP is obviously a minor or at least not 21, so that means there was illegal activity going on in their house. Yeah, no reason to complain... oh wait. If you want to throw parties, get your own damn house. Until then, respect your parents... they paid for that house, not you. They worked hard for it. That means they make the rules, and you follow them. I hate my generation... a bunch of disrespectful idiots with no work ethic and a ridiculous sense of entitlement. YDI, idiot.