Miscellaneous: Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of...

By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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Busted

By far23 - 15/07/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said, "Did you have fun at the party?" I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied, "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left." FML

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You deserved it 53 928

By Jaclk - 24/04/2012 21:28 - United States - Needham

Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML

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You deserved it 19 791

By trp007 - 07/04/2014 03:03 - United States - New Castle

Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML

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You deserved it 42 649

Caught in 4K

By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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You deserved it 127 812

Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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You deserved it 46 967

By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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By teea - 15/11/2012 23:34 - Australia - Saint Lucia

Today, my boyfriend and I cleaned his parents' whole house while they were out, just to be nice. When they came home, they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML

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Friday 10 April 2009 20:03

YDI. Why would you put them in the driveway? lol

rukusrazor 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:10

Evidence removal is first priority. Clean-up is secondary. I bet you learned your lesson.

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cbeaith 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:03

retard. MEGAFAIL! ydi, for sure.

disadvantage 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:03

YDI. Why would you put them in the driveway? lol

scvcwcheer 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 6:06

hahahaha my brother and sister did the SAME thing years ago!!!

TimeDisposalEngi 14

Saturday 2 March 2013 8:02

Should have went into recycling...

retro_squares 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:03

LOL

LolCows 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:05

gj lol stupid

imsoscrewd 2

Monday 14 November 2011 4:29

Its gg for good going

TidusBlade 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:09

Wow epic fail, learn to double check ;P

MelzerB 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:10

Haha Wow. Nice one

rukusrazor 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:10

Evidence removal is first priority. Clean-up is secondary. I bet you learned your lesson.

JazzyByProxy 14

Saturday 9 March 2013 23:05

This is comparable to bleaching & scrubbing the bathroom but leaving the limbless corpse in the hallway. Amateurs.

Jaxro 6

Friday 10 April 2009 20:12

FAIL...

Claeric 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:15

Today, I did something I clearly wasn't supposed to. I got caught. PITY ME FOR MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE AND THIS WAS UNAVOIDABLE.

ilovep00p 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:26

Well that was dumb, next time don't put the garbage where it's in plain view.

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