Love, Sex and Confused: Short truce

Short truce

By Anonymous - 26/02/2023 22:00

Today, it's been a week that my girlfriend has been mad at me but still won’t tell me why, but then she came on to me all sexy like, so I thought all was forgiven. Nope, she was just horny. Once she got her orgasm, she left me blue-balled, went right back to being mad at me, and still won’t explain why. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 08:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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Kinky

By huskynick - 18/06/2020 05:05

Today, it's been two days and my girlfriend still won't talk to me. Why? Because she made out with a mutual friend at a party, and got mad at me for thinking it was hot rather than being jealous. FML

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Waste of time

By I'mmessedup - 29/09/2021 22:59

Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML

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Get it on

By Anon - 13/07/2023 00:02

Today, my girlfriend raged furiously at me for never initiating sex. The reason I haven't been initiating is because she was on a medically-ordered sex ban, and she "forgot to tell me" that her doctor had cleared her two weeks ago. She's still mad at me, and there's still no sex. FML

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Right in the pecker

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 23:01

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a nasty fight. After a few hours, she wanted to give me a blowjob, so I thought we weren't mad at each other anymore. Turns out she was still mad because she bit my penis. FML

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Shame on you!

By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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So happy together…

By Anonymous - 30/06/2022 22:00

Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML

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You deserved it 129

Sex ban

By Ash - 13/12/2020 07:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend got mad at me because I failed to notice I’ve been on a sex ban as punishment for upsetting her mother 3 weeks ago. Three weeks isn’t even our longest no sex period; we’ve gone months without sex before for no good reason, so is it any wonder I didn’t notice after only 3 weeks? FML

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By dazedandconfused - 18/09/2016 09:44 - United Kingdom - Dorking

Today, I found out why my wife has been upset with me for the last week. She told me this morning that I did something to upset her on our date night last Friday, she won't tell me what, and she said she'll leave me if I do it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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Ghostrui 30

Sunday 26 February 2023 22:44

She lacks maturity to be in a relationship, communication is crucial. You lose that, the relationship begins a breakdown.

cuz803 44

Sunday 26 February 2023 23:10

Communication is key. If this persists, leave her. Idk if she's messing with you or if she's immature but don't let this continue for too long. Pathetic relationships will make you miss being single.

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Ghostrui 30

Sunday 26 February 2023 22:44

She lacks maturity to be in a relationship, communication is crucial. You lose that, the relationship begins a breakdown.

cuz803 44

Sunday 26 February 2023 23:10

Communication is key. If this persists, leave her. Idk if she's messing with you or if she's immature but don't let this continue for too long. Pathetic relationships will make you miss being single.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 26 February 2023 23:36

You should buy her a ***** and leave. You deserve a woman who will openly criticize you and articulately point out all of the ways you disappoint her.

Thaylok 17

Monday 27 February 2023 1:14

Obviously, the bedroom is NOT where he disappoints her.

Chiefanatic 2

Thursday 23 March 2023 8:52

I completely agree. Cut the bitch off. When she asks what’s wrong tell her she needs to grow up & communicate or you’re going to bail.

JasonThorn 19

Monday 27 February 2023 2:14

Childish, Selfish, Manipulative...OP? RUN.

Yudith 24

Tuesday 28 February 2023 2:57

Oh, how the turntables... Usually it's the man who orgasms, and the woman who's left hanging.

mambamami15 2

Friday 3 March 2023 1:18

at least your satisfying shell stick around

Chiefanatic 2

Thursday 23 March 2023 9:01

I’m with most of the people here. She’s being passive aggressive and childish. You need to tell her that if she wants this relationship to work she can’t shut down like this. If she won’t talk, I’d start packing my clothes. If she won’t talk about this, how can you go forward knowing that if she gets pissed you have this bullshit to deal with & look forward to?