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Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML
My dad once lit fire to a trashcan when he saw maggots inside. The trashcan melted - Clearly he's not a big fan of bugs.
I hate it when I'm minding my own business and am abruptly forced to look into the cold abyss of my doomed mortality. Ah, maggots. Nature's buzzkill. >:|
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