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Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML


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On 02/25/2010 at 6:46am - misc - by SayWhat (woman) - United States (New York)

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My dad once lit fire to a trashcan when he saw maggots inside. The trashcan melted - Clearly he's not a big fan of bugs.

#20 - On 02/25/2010 at 10:16am by a_peyton

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Pour a 1:4 mix of bleach and water in there. I guess you could then pour it down the disposal in your sink (though that'd be gross).

#32 - On 02/25/2010 at 10:34am by turdburgers

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