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wow.... I don't even know what to say to that other than how Is your life fucked? pick it out and throw it away and move on with life, it's not that devastating.

well taking a shower would not help much if he went out, got trashed,blacked out and played with people's food or trash while in a total blackout.. you are bound to wake up with weird stuff on you. Not saying the OP did just that.. but seriously.. i'd be more worried about what's in your ass... lol Peace ;)

Probably one of the sickest "FML's" out there. YTDI for not taking care of yourself. Make sure to wash behind your ears too.

Perhaps it is a bit of belly button lint that has collected and compacted over the years and now just looks like rice? The only way to be sure is to eat it. ;)

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