Gross and Miscellaneous: Ewwww

Ewwww

By SayWhat - 25/02/2010 11:46 - United States

Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML

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By Linds - 28/06/2021 14:01

Today, I came home to find that maggots had taken over my garbage can this weekend. We weren't home to catch it, and I didn't use the garbage this morning. On top of that, I hadn't had my caffeine for the day because I ran out and forgot. FML

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By sunitgir - 21/10/2019 06:00

Today, my mother decided to cook dinner for us and used rice that she had in her cupboard. While helping out, I stirred the dish and noticed black flecks. Turns out they were rice weevils. She tried to convince me it was "burnt garlic" and served it to the rest of the family. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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Dirty rice

By Dirtyrice - 24/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my 8-year-old son decided to make some rice for lunch. When we had it, I noticed a horrid gritty taste. It turns out, he puts dirt in the rice to make "Dirty Rice". FML

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By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2013 17:20 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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It was yummy

By lilviss - 11/12/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML

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Bubbly

By traumatised - 15/06/2019 22:27

Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML

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By kerry - 20/01/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

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a_peyton 3

Thursday 25 February 2010 16:16

My dad once lit fire to a trashcan when he saw maggots inside. The trashcan melted - Clearly he's not a big fan of bugs.

turdburgers 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 16:34

Pour a 1:4 mix of bleach and water in there. I guess you could then pour it down the disposal in your sink (though that'd be gross).

Comments

ghostwitch1863 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 17:25

that happened to me once and it was so disgusting! the maggots were on the outside of the lid!

lendahandmanda 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 17:48

ewwwwwww. well, at least they were in the trashcan? that's still nasty though...

kikiface 1

Thursday 25 February 2010 18:08

been there before. fyl, maggots are grotesque

iamghostbad 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:16

your hot :3

rushmarler 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:00

haha

vansbabe66 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:01

why is it that when people put "lol" they add a "z" at the end; lolz I don't get it what's the "z" at the end for?

uxoriouswidow 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:10

It's for lolz.

a_peyton 3

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:18

#59 win

flopping 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:14

ewwwwww!!!!! It sucks!O_O

Asstazztic 8

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:26

Hey I heard they taste like chicken ;) lol

dommdomm 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:28

thats freakin disgustingg! blahhh

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:43

Maggot, such a visceral word in feeling and image almost as much fun as boobies.

evolutionsfox 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:54

Should have bagged them and put them in his macaroni next time he ate. :)

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