Gross and Miscellaneous: Ewwww

Ewwww

By SayWhat - 25/02/2010 11:46 - United States

Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML

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By Linds - 28/06/2021 14:01

Today, I came home to find that maggots had taken over my garbage can this weekend. We weren't home to catch it, and I didn't use the garbage this morning. On top of that, I hadn't had my caffeine for the day because I ran out and forgot. FML

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By sunitgir - 21/10/2019 06:00

Today, my mother decided to cook dinner for us and used rice that she had in her cupboard. While helping out, I stirred the dish and noticed black flecks. Turns out they were rice weevils. She tried to convince me it was "burnt garlic" and served it to the rest of the family. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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Dirty rice

By Dirtyrice - 24/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my 8-year-old son decided to make some rice for lunch. When we had it, I noticed a horrid gritty taste. It turns out, he puts dirt in the rice to make "Dirty Rice". FML

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By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2013 17:20 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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It was yummy

By lilviss - 11/12/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML

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Bubbly

By traumatised - 15/06/2019 22:27

Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML

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By kerry - 20/01/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

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a_peyton 3

Thursday 25 February 2010 16:16

My dad once lit fire to a trashcan when he saw maggots inside. The trashcan melted - Clearly he's not a big fan of bugs.

turdburgers 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 16:34

Pour a 1:4 mix of bleach and water in there. I guess you could then pour it down the disposal in your sink (though that'd be gross).

Comments

DDang 2

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:46

Oh damn that's gross! Sucks for you

yellowduck23 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 0:08

Really Nasty!!!

victoria4161993 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 0:13

ew when was the last time you cleaned

captainTexas84 0

Friday 29 July 2011 10:07

why mad about a mess in THE TRASHCAN???

martuk96 0

Friday 11 November 2011 23:47

Eww that's gross

d3no1993 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 5:19

KILL IT WITH FIRE

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Sunday 18 December 2011 5:58

Wow

lilrocker90 10

Sunday 1 April 2012 18:13

Hey! At least it was in the garbage. Oh yeah and what's with all these gross fml's? I am eating!!!

Eclipse003 1

Wednesday 30 May 2012 23:29

*shrugs* m....m...ma- .... I hate maggots..

Lauranna_fml 9

Friday 13 July 2012 17:55

I would have screamed myself hoarse! Maggots are my worst fear!

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