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Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7200) - you deserved it (41222)

On 12/23/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by lois2lane (woman) - United States (Texas)

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