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Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML

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On 12/19/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Dude...what the hell....I understand parental punishment may be needed for lying, but giving you a criminal record? Them is some fucked up people right there, OP.

#2 - On 12/20/2009 at 3:10am by Luckster

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The police should go after your parents for wasting police time and resources. "Teaching kids a lesson" is no reason to do this.

#11 - On 12/20/2009 at 4:48am by RaphX

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