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Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16766) - you deserved it (5232)

On 12/19/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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