Cars, Accident and Miscellaneous: Confess!

Confess!

By hitandrun - 10/08/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML

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You deserved it 76 085

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By forgotten - 28/02/2013 00:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 987

Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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You deserved it 1 789

By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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You deserved it 1 727

By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 479

You deserved it 60 781

By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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You deserved it 2 315

By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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You deserved it 37 357

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 115

You deserved it 2 023

By yupthissucks - 13/04/2015 09:00 - United States - Newnan

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

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You deserved it 2 782

By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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You deserved it 12 322

By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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You deserved it 45 706

OneandOnlyOne 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:11

Glad they caught you!!! Some dumb idiot did that to my car. TWO THOUSAND dollars worth of damage. Wish I could catch them!!! Hope you get fined too!!!

MustangBaby 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:08

You shouldn't have fled.

Comments

MustangBaby 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:08

You shouldn't have fled.

trollskitroll 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:49

That's Karma for you

pwnrzero 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 8:37

who knows? the op might be posting on here even though the cops said no problem and walked away. they cant press charges. no proof as far as i can see. so, not a fml, but more a ydi

USMC_Marine 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 10:43

Haha they have no proof and you just proved it on the Internet worst criminal ever. Have fun with you criminal record. DON'T PICK UP THE SOAP!! I'll give you my teeshirt for a grilled cheese.

USMC_Marine 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 10:47

Oh you're a girl?! Oh well since most jailwomen are really men DON'T DROP THE SOAP you stupid drunk drivers with your American made beer. You make me sick. That's right feel bad Bitch!

bobnorris 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 15:31

u ran... dumbass

hahahayeahright 5

Monday 25 July 2011 19:36

ever heard of a poker face? op should look into one.

1badws6 0

Friday 30 September 2011 13:02

**** the cops

k_ninjaa 9

Wednesday 18 July 2012 18:59

you're an idiot for a)fleeing and b)confessing instantly.

atty11 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:08

dumbass. next time, keep your mouth shut until you find out what they want.

MarkO_fml 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:55

WEED!!!!!!

tanman230 10

Thursday 14 September 2017 4:10

the fact that she confessed doesn't mean she's a dumbass. it's because she hit s car a drove off

OneandOnlyOne 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:11

Glad they caught you!!! Some dumb idiot did that to my car. TWO THOUSAND dollars worth of damage. Wish I could catch them!!! Hope you get fined too!!!

Jazzywrites007 2

Tuesday 11 August 2009 4:13

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Mancubus 2

Tuesday 11 August 2009 6:54

Obviously you've never been a victim of a hit and run

Ryu148 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 21:14

How would I handle it? Suave? No. But also...running away like a little bitch? No! If I hit a car, I would stay around, exchange insurance information, tell the cops what they need to know, and so on. Its the ******* law, and I obey those things.

ambear26 14

Thursday 2 August 2012 17:11

58- you're an idiot how would you feel if someone hit your car and fled the scene. You would have to pay thousands of dollars for that damage and you wouldn't even know who did this to you. It sucks! Stop acting like its okay because it's not the person should at least have the courtesy and respect to stick around and exchange information instead of being a little bitch.