Miscellaneous: Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out...

By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By Melinie - 24/06/2012 03:23 - United States

Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML

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By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By dgilbs - 27/08/2012 14:50 - United States - Cheboygan

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML

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By snowbunny - 12/02/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML

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Confess!

By hitandrun - 10/08/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML

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By TubaAssassin - 28/11/2017 06:00

Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML

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hihihi002 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:26

you suck.

jlynn91 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:33

YDI for using the phrase "find the car stolen". Impossible.

Comments

hihihi002 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:26

you suck.

zrjones 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:31

i cant believe they post stupid shit like this. i guess i have to be a total moron to get my FMLs posted cuz they never post mine but they post this garbage all the time

mcpar 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:39

hi i'm at the top :D

I_GET_ASS 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:41

nice job taking an old FML and sending it in again. GUYS ITS A REPEAT!!!!!!¡shift1!one¡!!!!!1

fmlfmlfml15 0

Monday 17 August 2009 17:36

I rephrased the FML: "Today, I made a stupid mistake and decided to post in on fmylife.com so everyone could see how stupid I am. FML"

iljajlm 4

Monday 17 August 2009 17:54

EPIC FAIL!

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 6:00

LOL SIX, that seems to be the case, doesn't it? Though, I've sent in maybe two or three moronic FMLs myself and they didn't get posted. Luck of the draw, I guess.

shadowoftheday_fml 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:27

sad.

yaintime21 0

Monday 17 August 2009 19:42

wowwwwwwwww retard 40- go f yourself. it clearly says "male".

selenes 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:28

YDI for being such an idiot.

TC1_fml 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:28

What an idiot...

marz88 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:31

If we were out in the wild you and the idiot who forgot to unlock his washing machine would have been eaten by now. Sadly no natural selection for you =P