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Today, I woke up at 3 in the morning and realized I forgot a 30 page english essay that was due the next day. Knowing I still had 12 pages to research and write, I bolted. I worked until 12PM and was almost done when my dad came in and unplugged the computer because I "need to go outside more." FML

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I'd have smacked him across the face with the keyboard a la Wanted style.

#1 - On 09/27/2009 at 5:05pm by Incubuss

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Did you not save during all that working time? Does your computer not have any recovery features?

#6 - On 09/27/2009 at 5:08pm by cpuwhiz11

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