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Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML


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On 09/15/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by Unloved. (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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Well slipper socks ARE awesome. Fact is you are nineteen, expecting expensive birthday presents from your parents and being a little brat when you don't get one is very immature. You're an adult, go buy one yourself.

#3 - On 09/15/2009 at 10:34am by TheKitsune

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Greedy bastard.

#4 - On 09/15/2009 at 10:35am by lwdjaymac

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