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Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14557) - you deserved it (78640)

On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)

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wtf

why where you in a lesbian bar?

#29 - On 02/15/2009 at 11:08pm by Arbosis

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I bet he was doing the highly credited and validated attack plan of "scoping out for bis."


Of course I'm kidding about highly credited and validated bit but never the less.


And I wouldn't worry to much about you loosing the fight, unless some mates saw it happen, some of those women can be pretty fierce.

#8 - On 02/15/2009 at 9:54am by that_one_guy

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