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Today, I had sex with a guy on the first date. I couldn’t wait, he was too gorgeous. The only problem was that when we finished, he announced that he had to fart and did so twice. Now I’m not so sure if I’ll see him again. FML

By Layne - / Sunday 7 May 2017 21:00 / Brazil
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By  HaroerHaktak  |  5

I like how you're willing to give up a guy because he released a little gas. There are worse things in the world than that, and personally, if my partner let loose, I'd laugh at rate it.

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By  HaroerHaktak  |  5

I like how you're willing to give up a guy because he released a little gas. There are worse things in the world than that, and personally, if my partner let loose, I'd laugh at rate it.

By  laurensaurus  |  15

Erm, why? Cos of course you've never farted in your life... Get over yourself and lighten up! ?

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  Slackness  |  10

LOL, my 1st wife used to go nuts if I farted, she claimed she had never farted. Just like she claimed to always remain faithful. Load of crap!!! *well that's only if you follow through!!

By  SpaceToast  |  21

How's this an FML? He's attractive AND he understands that passing gas through the rectum maintains a healthy and happy digestive system. You could learn a thing or two from this guy.

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