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Well, you got him to admit one thing he thinks you stink at. Are you going to stick around and find out more? Dump him now and hang on to the delusion that you are adequate!

Sounds like you need to get back in the kitchen and practice cooking by making me a sammich! Sorry I just couldn't help myself. OP - The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, good luck getting to his heart now!


OP is the short form of the phrase "Oompaloompa's can be won over by a simple massage of the Prostate."


Orgasmic Peacock, Oxymoronic Penguin, Ostrich Penis, Oar Party, Ode of Pussy, Offtopic Posts, Original Poster, Original Panzy, Ogre President, Order People, Ottawa Plums, Oyster Pussy, just pick one of these.


That "little golden halo" is the noose that Epilepsy is going to use to assassinate you for killing his joke.

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