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Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming 'sexy'. The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10380) - you deserved it (72523)

On 06/27/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by mtorres8789 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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You're an idiot

#1 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:10am by quivx

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...god. Seriously?

#2 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:11am by abcdefghiloveyou

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