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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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C'est la langue de l'amour!

By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 17:49 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

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By boner - 01/02/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

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By ... - 05/02/2010 03:12 - France

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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Oh the times, they are a-changin'

By toelie - 06/11/2017 22:00

Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML

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quivx 7

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:10

You're an idiot

abcdefghiloveyou 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:11

...god. Seriously?

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judea95 16

Thursday 29 August 2013 20:16

Says the same thing that the whistling does. Don't see a problem

Bennnncon 10

Thursday 29 May 2014 9:30

People like you are the reason people castrate themselves.

rorynobz 3

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:45

well at least she knows you like her then

majennings 7

Sunday 29 June 2014 20:31

Hahaha that's hilarious, only a few actually make me laugh and this is feeling great

CryosFear 14

Sunday 6 July 2014 16:58

Are.. are you retarded?

roxigrl14 8

Friday 8 May 2015 22:59

Why...

gunnstreet 22

Tuesday 19 January 2016 5:38

Hahaha this is probably my favourite FML ever. Definitely misread that social situation.

SpectreZ 9

Monday 23 May 2016 20:13

Atlest youre a woman, imagine how it would be if you were a guy?

Dynamite73 25

Saturday 13 August 2016 7:51

You are very stupid

Personguy01 11

Tuesday 25 July 2017 9:49

Calm down everyone it's just a joke.

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Today, I politely asked my friend if she would repay me the £20 she owes me. She shouted at me, called me an insensitive bitch, and refuses to pay me back as apparently she can't afford to. Her holiday to Italy next week begs to differ. FML

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WTF dude?

Same thing different taste

RIP

C'est la langue de l'amour!

Oh the times, they are a-changin'

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