Miscellaneous: WTF dude?

WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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C'est la langue de l'amour!

By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 17:49 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

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By boner - 01/02/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

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By ... - 05/02/2010 03:12 - France

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML

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You deserved it 70 270

By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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You deserved it 48 053

Oh the times, they are a-changin'

By toelie - 06/11/2017 22:00

Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML

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quivx 7

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:10

You're an idiot

abcdefghiloveyou 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:11

...god. Seriously?

Comments

Jarlais 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 10:12

I woulda stared too... What was going thru ur mind to shout out that?

alee562 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 11:22

u hav no brain...

JewMcJewJ3w 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 15:00

MILEY CYRUS AND THE JONAS BROTHERS BOTH SUCK MY DICK AND EACH OTHERS DICKS AND ANYONE THAT LIKES THEM HAS A DICK FOR A BRAIN MOTHERLICKERS

boredlittlechild 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 7:42

No schools in Texas are doing normal classes, but it could be summer school, who knows?

pinelotiile 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:23

UBER FAIL lol

cheesefest 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:20

On which planet does shouting "Sexy!" constitute "joining in" with a roomful of whistlers? In other news, props to you for being random and awesome.

jadakorn 0

Friday 10 July 2009 18:15

Classic

Fail_Tastic 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 2:55

lol all I can say... lol.

ninjacapo 2

Saturday 29 May 2010 1:34

lol like the time me and my friend were making sexual sounds instaed of saying penis. (the penis game). and it got dead quiet right when he goes lol swear to god he turned orange