Today, the highlight of my day was when I figured out that my little brother's toy dump truck could actually dump stuff out. I'm 18. FML
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Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who still needs help cleaning up sometimes. When I walked in, he looked so happy and proud as he pointed to the trash can saying, "Look at my big poop!". Buying a new trash can tomorrow. FML
Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML
Today, at work, I overrode the limit on my forklift, allowing me to carry four pallets instead of two. Then I was able to place them all within a ten-foot radius, giving a massive boost to my efficiency. My excitement faded when I realized that was actually the high point of my day/week/month. FML
Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me, "DUDE guess what I got last night." A giant dump truck. FML
Today, at work, I had to help a teenager who was stuck in a toy car for kids, and no, it was not in one piece when she finally got out. FML
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, trying to do something nice for my brother, I filled up his truck's gas tank. I didn't realize until too late that it's a diesel. FML
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HKCgrimmjow 15
There's nothing wrong with being a child at heart!
Nolimit2217 32
You need a girlfriend, boyfriend or hobby in your life ASAP!
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Nolimit2217 32
You need a girlfriend, boyfriend or hobby in your life ASAP!
Saywat145 17
Boyfriend*
CammyGal 26
It's common sense that lesbians make everything better. A girlfriend it is!
FangirlingAlways 14
You guys never know. Maybe she is asexual.
smokecloud_ 37
Double the boobies is double the fun!
sempiternal80816 9
LMAO YDI OP for being stupid.
damnit1989 16
You are quite the idiot today, aren't you, sempiternal?
worldclassrager 39
Sex is given...
HKCgrimmjow 15
There's nothing wrong with being a child at heart!
colton_colton 50
We all have that inner-child hidden away somewhere!
buttcramp 21
I agree! I enjoy playing with my daughter's toys with her! we have a blast! get a babysitting gig or something, OP! Maybe you'll be a children's toy designer, sounds like you've found a calling!
Soloman212 28
Yeah, #2! It opens up a bunch of new dialogue options. Saved me a ton of time at Little Lamplight.
HKCgrimmjow 15
God I know right? Little lamplight was a bitch and a half without that perk
Pauline96_fml 20
Yeah but there is a little bit of an issue if that is the only exciting thing that happens all day
stlstretch2 11
This comment made my night! Great Fallout reference here.
DanielleinDC 33
True, but it sucks when the highlight of your day is playing with your baby brother's toys.
stevothedevo 25
Amen brother
Ashamed_Sister 60
Congratulations! And now you can try to get a life.
iAlissa 34
Well, you're rude.
Mauskau 35
No wonder her mother told her to censor her mouth..
Ashamed_Sister 60
@59: You assumption is not totally correct. I have a twin brother, a younger brother and both of my parents, and each of them basically told me the same thing.
andrewturtle 16
That's why she's the 'ashamed_sister' and deservedly so.
worthlessACfan 11
there's no age limits for toys (; especially not if you have younger siblings ^~^
infinitegrace 21
What else would a dump truck toy do?..
Wowlookatthat 15
Sometimes the dumping part is just for show, its ironic really :P
kinky44 28
Its not ironic really.
smokecloud_ 37
Time to get out more? Or play with more toy trucks, they're fun at any age! :D
koztm 12
OMG is it a Tonka Truck?! ;)
PenguinBitch 43
Those big yellow ones? :D
sleepRX 16
We are never too old to learn new things.
MortenM 17
Yea, life is full of new experiences. And better late than never
Ghost308 11
Inner child at at heart!! Let it live man let it live!!!!
minesbiggerr 25
OP Is woman
WellThatSucked89 13
It is an expression.