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By EpicFailAtItsFinest - / Monday 13 April 2009 02:49 / United States
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"Today, I had a seizure. I thought the lifeguard would save me but turns out they managed to knock themself out because they panicked. The ambulance took them to hospital, forgetting about me. FML" Poor woman.

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For some reason while I was reading this I heard the generic "bonk" of a cartoon character getting hit in the head.

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actully if you go into shock while being a life guard your not trained enough, imagine if a surgeon went into shock

"Today, I had a seizure. I thought the lifeguard would save me but turns out they managed to knock themself out because they panicked. The ambulance took them to hospital, forgetting about me. FML" Poor woman.

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Listen, I know its been several years, but the fml clearly states her getting up and walking away after the seizure without any apparent harm.

You should look for another line of work. @ #5 - Throw your computer out of the nearest window , then go to the nearest freeway and play chicken with a bus. You'll win , I swear.

Although #5 was a bit harsh, I do agree. You shouldn't be in a position where you are supposed to be protecting others' lives if you can't even deal with someone having a seizure. You're lucky she wasn't seriously injured.

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