By Anonymous / Wednesday 23 May 2012 01:24 / United States
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  HSOMGF  |  5


  GothicAngel17  |  24

Maybe dog poop tastes like mint? Okay, okay that was lame, I know.

  KrazieKleo  |  13

OP is used to eating shit so she couldn't tell the difference...

  Thelnternet  |  7

he is used to the taste of shit

  Penguin1942  |  0

Or hear it for that mattsr

  Penguin1942  |  0


  reddudeover  |  2

An FML. FML's are short usually funny, sometimes disgusting, or sad anecdotal stories of things that go awry in people lives. FML is also an acronym for FUCK MY LIFE.

  Isoldael  |  25

Maybe the brother washed off most of it before putting it back, so OP wouldn't notice. Still pretty disgusting in my opinion, even if you don't see / smell / taste it.

  Baustigt  |  40

This isn't revenge. It's a selfish, petty, irrational and nasty little scheme employed simply to gain power over others. My brother is exactly like this, and it's got nothing to do with sibling rivalry. It's more the fact that he's really just one giant heaping shit of a person.


Today, after waking up, I walk into the kitchen to see my two-year-old with a blue sharpie in hand as he says, "Look mom, color!" He left no appliance or cabinet untouched in his coloring masterpiece, and I'm still trying to figure out where he got the sharpie from. FML

By xtinasky1 / Friday 7 March 2014 04:24 / United States - Spanaway
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