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By oh for f*cks sake - 20/03/2017 12:00 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML

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By Kymberly Hams - 09/04/2019 10:00 - Australia

Today, my toddler was supposed to be taking a nap. Instead, he decided it was the perfect time to remove his own nappy for the first time ever. He painted his walls, floor, bed and body, then started crying because he was dirty. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By smells like ass - 29/12/2016 03:05

Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 00:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By utensils123 - 09/02/2010 06:40 - Australia

Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML

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By okseñoryoucrazy - 02/02/2015 00:43 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML

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By Gross... - 16/08/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

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Monday 20 March 2017 12:37

It gives a whole new meaning to finger painting.

Stuffaluffagus 25

Monday 20 March 2017 18:26

Things like this make me so thankful I'll never have children

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species4872 19

Monday 20 March 2017 12:37

It gives a whole new meaning to finger painting.

galacticstorm 6

Monday 20 March 2017 13:28

That sounds like a...Shitty Situation. *Badumtss* I'm ready to accept your boo's now.

finalyearsofhate 22

Monday 20 March 2017 15:39

Fun, isn't it? I promise it won't be the last time.

Stuffaluffagus 25

Monday 20 March 2017 18:26

Things like this make me so thankful I'll never have children

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 20 March 2017 20:51

It'll be a funny moment to look back on when he grows up, right before you whoop his ass.

sweetbliss3 37

Tuesday 21 March 2017 2:54

I really hope your parents didn't make you clean it up. after all, it is their responsibility.

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