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Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML
Aw shit, that made me wince, that does sound ungodly.
That was a close shave if you ask me, you almost turned two holes into one.
I really can't imagine two butt cracks...
I hope you heal quickly. :)
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Monday 1 September 2014