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Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML

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On 11/27/2012 at 9:32am - misc - by Cracky - United States (Maryland)

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Aw shit, that made me wince, that does sound ungodly.
That was a close shave if you ask me, you almost turned two holes into one.

#4 - On 11/27/2012 at 12:49pm by Pleonasm

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I really can't imagine two butt cracks...
I hope you heal quickly. :)

#1 - On 11/27/2012 at 12:46pm by happle

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