It's the thought that counts

By Cracky - 27/11/2012 14:32 - United States - Baltimore

Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Aw shit, that made me wince, that does sound ungodly. That was a close shave if you ask me, you almost turned two holes into one.

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happle 21

I really can't imagine two butt cracks... I hope you heal quickly. :)

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merser 7

did you have 2 go to the hospital to get stitches?

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pinky78711 5

You poor thing try and it must of hurt more since the soap in the water would sting you get well!

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cloudygirl5 16

Ouch! How was ur bath? :(

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dragynfyre 4

I'm so sorry for your pain, but must admit the dual butt crack comment made me crack up!

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momogal 22

I'm going to hell for laughing at the pain of others, aren't I?

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martinaaah 7

I bet he really "tore you a new one" for mucking up his razor...

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gotbitbyamonkey 3

I shuddered when I read this. That sounds so painful.

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