It's the thought that counts

By Cracky - 27/11/2012 14:32 - United States - Baltimore

Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Aw shit, that made me wince, that does sound ungodly. That was a close shave if you ask me, you almost turned two holes into one.

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happle 21

I really can't imagine two butt cracks... I hope you heal quickly. :)

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awebb21 7

I like how you worded it "I have two butt cracks now"

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savyk2014 6

I guess having two is better than extending the first!(:

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rj1304 2

oh well pro: you are probably the only person in the world with 2 butcracks which is pretty cool! :) con: you have a 2nd crack cinda weird! :L

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KiddNYC1O 20

That's how it must feel when you slip in the jersey shore hot tub. And they don't have razors...

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tsent8 15

Twas your husbands plan all along if you know what I mean.

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ultra_notorious 26

If I were hubby I would have been in the tub with you!

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winkydog4056 16

Ermsgawd! Be sure to take care of those cracks....nothing better than a staph infection to really make you scream.

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FootbaII 0

Well at least you can crack jokes after awhile...

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