Painful relief

By Anonymous - 11/04/2016 07:25 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I tried to relieve my back pain by lounging in a jacuzzi at my mother's house. All was going well until I accidentally knocked an opened container of bath salts into the tub, which got sucked into the jet system, shooting tiny, sharp, barely dissolved pieces of salt into my back. FML
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Relax, don't do it

By Anonymous - 21/08/2023 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML
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alexishbu 16

That seems terrible to have happen, but imagining that made me laugh

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el_bell3618 29

That really sucks, I hope you're not too salty about it later back at your place!

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

I mean, there was a button for the FYL part. It was kind of unnecessary.

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alexishbu 16

That seems terrible to have happen, but imagining that made me laugh

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friedpwnadge 25

It is quite rare to get assalted by a jacuzzi.

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peacheson 3

Today I used mymmspy.com to hack my GF's MMS messages. While going through her pictures I found some dicks and noticed it was my dad she was texting. FML

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el_bell3618 29

That really sucks, I hope you're not too salty about it later back at your place!

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Hamden824 23

That must hurt. Try being more careful next time, OP!

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Tripartita 44

Congrats, OP, it sound like you're living in a Stephen King novel!

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Sonotsuave 35

That's quite ironic, lol

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IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

I assume #6 meant that it was ironic because OP got into the jacuzzi to help their back problems but actually made it worse when the salts got launched into their back.

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jelrid 30

Pretty sure it's got more sodium then iron, but ok.

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lpfire61 14

The follow up reads as follows: Today, after being shot in the back with bath salts via hot tub jets, I ate my dogs face off, FML.

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sweetbliss3 37

? she didn't snort or eat them. or maybe I'm just confused.

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bandaidstations 28

That sort of bath salt is an entirely different substance than what you put in a bath.

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moodyreallyrocks 27

Sounds painful OP. Hope you feel better soon..

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jimeple 12

At least you didn't snort the bath salts.

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mariri9206 32

ouch! that really sucks, OP. I'm genuinely curious, though - jacuzzi hot tub or jacuzzi bath tub? And, if it's the hot tub, why would there be bath salts there?

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