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Today, I went to my favorite bar after work for a drink. On my way to the porch out back, I didn't realize the sliding glass door was shut, and walked straight into it. I was stone cold sober, but the bartender refused to believe me, and cut me off before my first beer. FML
Wow. I guess the Windex cleaner does make people walk into clear doors.
Well, maybe you were just never supposed to drink today...
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