Today, I went to my favorite bar after work for a drink. On my way to the porch out back, I didn't realize the sliding glass door was shut, and walked straight into it. I was stone cold sober, but the bartender refused to believe me, and cut me off before my first beer. FML

by Anonymous / 09/04/2012 at 12:03am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • Wow. I guess the Windex cleaner does make people walk into clear doors.

    #4 - On 09/04/2012 at 6:02am by saIty

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  • Well, maybe you were just never supposed to drink today...

    #3 - On 09/04/2012 at 6:01am by funnynesh

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