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Today, I went to my favorite bar after work for a drink. On my way to the porch out back, I didn't realize the sliding glass door was shut, and walked straight into it. I was stone cold sober, but the bartender refused to believe me, and cut me off before my first beer. FML
Wow. I guess the Windex cleaner does make people walk into clear doors.
Well, maybe you were just never supposed to drink today...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 November 2015