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By itstillhurts - / Monday 21 December 2009 04:23 / United Kingdom
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Why would you even think that? Yes, pieces of glass flying onto you and cutting your face TOTALLY does not hurt.

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he probably didnt deserve glass being smashed over his head, but he did deserve somthing for thinking that a glass smashed over his head wouldnt hurt that much

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It really DOESN'T hurt. My friend and I were dancing like idiots on the dance floor just fooling around. I drank some of my beer and he pulled some kind of mind-blowing dance move while accidentally smashing the pint glass all over my face with my elbow. Other than going to the bathroom to clean the blood off my face from the small cut between my eyes I was fine. It was actually quite epic, the largest piece of glass left was the base, the rest was shattered. With my face. Yay.

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Also, it hurts less if you get hit by a full beer bottle than an empty one because although the bottle is heavier, the liquid tends to cushion the impact of any shards, reducing the risk of lacerations.

Why would you even think that? Yes, pieces of glass flying onto you and cutting your face TOTALLY does not hurt.

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cyberhoy totally has his head on straight. i say: ydi for bein british AND fyl for bein british. so this is a lose lose situation. sorry op. but not really

The things people do in the name of science. I'd say YDI, but it was a casual comment, although a rather idiotic one. You weren't egging him on or anything. Your friend is a grade-one douchebag. I guess you'd call him a wanker. Also, at BREADEDELF: go be a failtroll somewhere else. I heard 4chan is looking for some newfags.

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In the name of science, I had to prove that you couldn't get hurt by a water balloon dropped from 14 stories up. FINDINGS: 1. It stings like hell! No permanent injury, though. 2. If you leave a little air pocket in a water balloon, it can survive a 14-story drop onto some dupe's back! I just hope you guys aren't drinking at a pub and wondering if anal sex hurts...

The word "glassed". Nobody says "glassed" except the British, probably because people in other nations do stuff like OP's friend less.

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People say "glassed" in Australia, but it usually refers to someone smashing a glass or bottle and holding the remaining base while they stab out with the rest.

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idk where you came from, but it appears to me that you think the world is exclusively what you see.

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