FML : Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 26 July 2015 14:27 / France - Paris

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By BananaCoconutty | 24

#6362389 - Monday 27 July 2015 0:01

You should have "knocked" out the door

By milehigh52 | 22

#6362394 - Monday 27 July 2015 0:03

You took that “I ran into a door" excuse a little too far.

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By BananaCoconutty | 24

#6362389 - Monday 27 July 2015 0:01

You should have "knocked" out the door

imhope | 23

#6362556 - Monday 27 July 2015 2:38

$15!

trevorr_16 | 25

#6362694 - Monday 27 July 2015 5:15

Trying to delete this comment, how do you do it?

trevorr_16 | 25

#6362702 - Monday 27 July 2015 5:17

Sorry I was trying to put something funny, but it ended up being stupid, but I don't know how to delete a comment because I'm a dummy as of FML. Get as many downvotes as possible!

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6363569 - Monday 27 July 2015 20:54

In Soviet Russia, door knocks you!

By rieebee | 23

#6362390 - Monday 27 July 2015 0:01

Link?

By saymynamess | 19

#6362392 - Monday 27 July 2015 0:02

Starting the bid with $5.45 for the video?

DemHaxBro | 20

#6362467 - Monday 27 July 2015 0:44

I will bid €6.90

QuaDECH | 13

#6362548 - Monday 27 July 2015 2:25

Ten dollars.

By milehigh52 | 22

#6362394 - Monday 27 July 2015 0:03

You took that “I ran into a door" excuse a little too far.

By Ramos808 | 29

#6362401 - Monday 27 July 2015 0:04

How exactly does one get this drunk?

sturschaedel | 27

#6362435 - Monday 27 July 2015 0:16

Yeah, it's not as if there aren't enough clues on the way there, that tell you you have passed the stage of "pleasantly buzzed" and are about to enter "I'll clearly regret this tomorrow".

It's all about knowing when to stop.

JustinJK | 21

#6362658 - Monday 27 July 2015 5:06

Sometimes you're having too much fun and before you know it, you're belligerently drunk. Shots. shots. shots.

By not_your_taco | 15

#6362416 - Monday 27 July 2015 0:08

Work hard, play hard. Or hit the door hard.

By iPixelCheese | 19

#6362417 - Monday 27 July 2015 0:09

"And today in this type of a lifetime will say Mr. OP versus the door!"

"Oh and OP three the first punch, no, make that two, three!"

"Oh the door retaliates! That looks like OP is dazed!"

"Oh and OP kicks the door, and he comes back and pummels OP!"

"Down goes OP! Down goes OP! The door is the champ!!!"

By feytensn | 25

#6362419 - Monday 27 July 2015 0:09

I hope the door doesn't have too much pain

By badassmf1234 | 22

#6362420 - Monday 27 July 2015 0:10

At least your friends were nice enough to take a video of you getting hurt instead of helping you

a1_z9 | 10

#6362828 - Monday 27 July 2015 8:39

Not saying this was the case because they were probably just too busy laughing, but it's a common tactic of friends of an alcoholic to film them while drunk so they can see how stupid they look.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6362834 - Monday 27 July 2015 8:58

They are helping him for the future.

By MassiDelta | 28

#6362434 - Monday 27 July 2015 0:16

He fought the door, and the door won

deathshead | 19

#6362670 - Monday 27 July 2015 5:08

there is a song in there somewhere...
I think I'll just replace door with law...
totally original, never been done before...
I'll be rich and famous, I can feel it.