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  Drigr  |  8

I'm curious if the cops were even called. For all we know, the OP woke up before anyone even noticed. That is, until the realize their couch reeks of urine and booze.

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  Mirequetz  |  6

Please... try to be more creative. OTTAWA - Breaking into a home, drinking beer, pooping in the pool and then passing out got two young men in hot water -- one of them literally. They were discovered Sunday morning when the homeowner woke up around 5:40 a.m., one fast asleep on the couch, the other napping in the Jacuzzi.

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  KeyboardMe  |  2

The location says Canada, so I'm assuming that what they say about Canadians is true, and they DON'T lock their doors. I heard stories about this before, and some American guy did a show or something on it.

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  IndridCold  |  21

113: If someone gets drunk enough that they enter the wrong house or pees on the floor, then they've obviously drunk more than they should have. Ergo, dumbass.

By  PrimeEvilTahir  |  23

Thank god u didn't get caught or else u'd be waking up in a jail...

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  asdaasdaasda  |  1

I doubt it. You're too stupid to spell, pretty sure contacting the police is outside your mental capacity...

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  daminantion  |  14

52, your grammar is disgraceful; nor does your collective of verbatim have any relevance to the topic. And I'd agree with the comment, if anyone was home where OP woke up, there would be some interrogating going on, cops or shotgun alike.

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daminantion: Because of you I read 52's comment three times. There is nothing wrong with his grammar. But, considering this has zero relevance to the FML aside from being under it's comments section, I suggest we get back on topic.

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  baddawg365  |  0

My question is why is he (64) talking about how the guy uses exactly the same words... Verbatim means precise repetition of words... And I for one do not see 52 using anything from the post or other comments verbatim.

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  PrimeEvilTahir  |  23

I doubt it - would u be happy to have a drunk passed out on ur couch? I'd shoot first and ask questions later...

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  PrimeEvilTahir  |  23

Aaaaww it's funny because he would not be happy to have a new person in his house.... Im sorry im just starting to understand sarcasm as I'm an immigrant like Fouad from Family Guy :-)

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  SkoomaKi  |  23

#18 - I hope you were using sarcasm for shooting someone then asking questions. You shouldn't kill or injure a person without a valid reason. (A stranger napping on the couch is not one).

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  evilplatypus  |  33

62 - My town of 14,000 has a whopping two break-ins a year and it's usually vehicles, not houses. Most people don't lock their doors. My father doesn't even bother shutting the front or back doors; he just closes the screens.

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  thatoneguy79  |  10

80) I was thinking he was practicing for Christmas Santa and slid down the chimney (bonus chimney cleaning for them!) before coming to rest on the couch. Now that I think about it, I suppose the door might work too.

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  cradle6  |  13

This situation reminds me of something. Anyone remember this: "um one time i was sleeping and yknow dreaming and i was dreaming that my mom was making soup for breakfast and i was like dude who makes soup for breakfast so then I uh woke up and i went downstairs to get yknow breakfast and i realized i was in the wrong house THAT WAS TOTALLY KYLE."

By  vhivfe  |  3

Today, I woke up and saw a man that I've never seen before sleeping on the couch. Apparently he was so drunk, he mistook our house for his house. Now my husband thinks I cheated on him. FML

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