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Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML
Well, that's a titty situation!
Sorry guys, I tried to think outside the box.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 10 April 2014