Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring...

By ilovezim29 - 03/06/2012 07:45 - United States - Windsor

Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML

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By embarrassed - 03/07/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

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Smugglers unite

By atang - 09/04/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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J'accuse !

By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 21:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

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By yeasty - 06/07/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Poquoson

Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to search me, basically claiming that my breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2011 21:05 - United States

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML

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By doubleds - 03/06/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By iamnotuseless - 10/12/2010 11:37

Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML

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theamazingone_12 7

Sunday 3 June 2012 16:43

you obviously have nice boobs

Rommel1942 9

Sunday 3 June 2012 16:42

Hahaha. Gotta love the stupid excuses people make these days

Comments

gracehi 31

Sunday 3 June 2012 16:59

The security guard clearly just didn't want to admit that he was simply checking you out.

tmbfan 11

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:23

Oh, really?

gracehi 31

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:21

No, I was obviously joking. Fake **** are definitely a legitimate security concern.

KrayKrayGurl117 7

Sunday 3 June 2012 17:17

He needs to man up and not lie about his actions

RoseCrystal 17

Sunday 3 June 2012 17:23

suurreee he was just checking.....

flashback.miss 28

Sunday 3 June 2012 17:27

Ugh... sounds like he isn't old enough to be a security guard...

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 3 June 2012 17:30

Nah, pervs come in all sizes...

evilplatypus 38

Sunday 3 June 2012 17:35

In fact, from what I've seen on FML, the older the person, the more likely they're a perv.

ICastillo 24

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:46

# 39 Do you means pervs CUM in all sizes?? Hahaha..............**** you guys my mom says I'm funny.

pennyjul 9

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:13

I'm sure that's not the only thing your mom says.

ICastillo 24

Sunday 3 June 2012 22:12

Ya your right #101 she tells me I'm adopted....

SchellShocka 1

Sunday 3 June 2012 17:28

He was the FBI. The Female Boobie Inspector!

sup_life 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 17:29

Well you should have told him "last night i saw you dick was fake" and run away :p

SenselessPattern 12

Sunday 3 June 2012 17:34

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the Bamf of the day.

Bloothebawss 9

Sunday 3 June 2012 17:36

I think "security" is misspelled. Just a heads up.

challan 19

Sunday 3 June 2012 17:54

You do get the titty reference in the spelling, don't you?

alisdr 1

Sunday 3 June 2012 17:37

You know you can sue, right? Not because the man was staring at your boobs, but for accusing you of possibly stealing when you weren't.

The_CL0GGER 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 17:59

He just wanted some boobs, he just had a bad excuse, no need for a lawsuit

GlobalGenocide 8

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:12

Actually no you couldn't since he was making sure OP "wasn't stealing" and didn't actually make an accusation that she had...

alisdr 1

Monday 4 June 2012 5:09

Oh, trust me. I work as safety and security for a big company and the first thing they make sure we learn is to never mention the word "stealing" to a customer nor suggest that they might be in any way. Even if you see they have merchandise hidden in their clothes or bags we can't do anything...

alisdr 1

Monday 4 June 2012 5:11

Because at that point we can't prove that they didn't pay for the items and they're trying to walk out with it. It's a very sensitive subject. I know it's stupid but If by any means they're innocent and we accuse them like that we could get a big lawsuit