Today, cops showed up at my house looking for an ex neighbor. It would be all cool if before knocking they didn't politely wait in front of my window listening me and my boyfriend having sex for half an hour. FML

By bonsai_girl - / Sunday 31 May 2015 14:19 / Croatia - Split
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  abNormal62  |  23

Maybe more effort on the part of the boyfriend was warranted in order to cause concern!
First officer to the second, should we come back? I think I hear snoring, maybe they are sleeping?

By  idxntgiveafxck  |  17

They were enjoying your moans

  DFMLharsh  |  20

#16 Alliteration Is a stylistic literary device identified by the repeated sound of the first consonant in a series of multiple words, or the repetition of the same sounds or of the same kinds of sounds at the beginning of words or in stressed syllables of a phrase.

So yeah.

  sdroze1389  |  31

You can spell as well.

  HarrisonX  |  25

I think #12 said dafuk because she was referring to the girl in the vine that said her eyes are on fleek dafuk.

  HarrisonX  |  25

I meant #16 not #12 oops

By  nityasomaiya  |  46

He probably had a deprived sex life.

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