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Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8404) - you deserved it (54731)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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I pressed YDI after I read "Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest."

#7 - On 04/30/2012 at 6:50pm by supimnyancat

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And so you should

#2 - On 04/30/2012 at 6:48pm by BountyBass

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