By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:34 - United States

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML
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supimnyancat 9

I pressed YDI after I read "Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest."

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hotbill 4

i would of done the same thang

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fsamslife92 8

I wish I could thumb down your comment twice: once for the use of "would of" in the place of "would have" and once for the fact that you supposedly would have done the same thing.

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murdersquirrel 15

Aw, leave that 13 year old girl alone! /sarcasm.

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Ninjasaurus18 9

I love shooting guns at wasps' nests. Not bees' nests, though. Because bees are good for the world, but a wasp's only reason of life is to **** his hit up. So it's ok to ruin their nest.

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bmbrls 2

Hey, look on the positive side, you'r an asshole

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catkat1988 17

In the immortal words of Colonel Sherman Potter: "Listen, anybody would feel like a jerk if they had done what you did." What did you have to shoot paint balls at those bees for? What good could POSSIBLY come of that?

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skyeyez9 24

I hope the neighbors didn't have small children.

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blackblade 3

Tht is hilarious

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MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

As my friend once said, "Just because you have a dick, doesn't mean you have to act like one!!" :D

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efro4472 1

OMG this its a rip off of my FML!!!! Why did his get published and mine didn't?

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Thatguy5806 2

What did you think was gonna happen. Don't feel bad if you have shitty neighbors. If their nice then, well... shit happens. Take them out to lunch or give them a homemade cake or coupon or something.

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EdwardC777 9

I understand. You just weren't thinking, and it was a stupid mistake that you wish you can take back. But you can't unfortunately, and all you can do is apologize and learn from your mistake. YDI, but I don't doubt that you feel awful

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