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By Anonymous / Monday 30 April 2012 21:34 / United States
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By  swimmerstud  |  7

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  alexup24  |  13

I don't wanna sound like a total ignorant prick who can't read, but OP's neighbors are dead right?

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  Satirical  |  7

It doesn't say anywhere that they were killer bees, nor does it say that the neighbors died. However, I suppose that's the most relatively vague deduction you can make from this FML, since the word used was "slaughtered", but the OP might have been exaggerating that slightly. OP, go get stung by a bee. Do it. Right now. Yes, go outside, find a beehive, and stick your hand in it. That's the only way to do yourself justice.

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  Cad6  |  24

^meant*

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  abunger90  |  0

your neighbors fault for not having screens in their windows.

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78-pretty sure slaughtered still means kill, so past tense is not neccesary. And 76, you realize it could have been exaggeration right? It doesn't matter what the litteral definition is.

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  HollyDolly660  |  8

I agree with 88. Obviously OP isn't the most friendly to other creatures, but I don't necessarily think he deserves to feel so shitty. How was he to know what the bees would do in that situation. I would probably do the same thing. I hate bees.

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  WTF_BRAIN  |  11

#18 even if he would get stung by literally a thousand bees, assuming they are the most common honey bees, within a short timespan, say an hour, that'd still not be lethal to a healthy grown person.

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  norotors  |  16

Nothing to say to this one except rofl. :D

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  happle  |  21

20-He's still a dick for shooting at innocent bees. What did they ever do besides pollenate your flowers and make you honey? They only sting when provoked anyway.

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  Mommyof2_91  |  10

189- personally I would want to remove a bees nest from my yard, yes I know bees do good but since I have a child who is almost 2, I would not want to take that chance.

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  Mommyof2_91  |  10

I would first find a way to get rid of the bees (products intended for the removal of bees.) After it was safe I would then remove the nest. My second option would be to hire somebody to take care of them for me.

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  happle  |  21

214-That would be a more humane thing to do.. I wouldn't trust a 2-year-old around bees either, so I would find a new place for them rather than shoot at them.

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  Mommyof2_91  |  10

238- sorry to say, but in order to remove them it might require them dying. Unless the professional had a way to relocate them, but I doubt that even if he could, he would.

By  Rhysviri  |  10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  keyboo  |  0

To turn back now I believe I believe I believe we're falling in love

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^ oh look a bunch of bugs that could painfully harm and kill me, I'm gonna hit them with a paintball!!!! Are you retarded? I'm gonna get thumbed down now?

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See but if you stop there, it seems like he was the one getting stung....

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  windfuelsfire  |  10

Funny how this comment is rated so high when you have the FML where the OP smacked the homeless person, dissed in comments for "judging too quickly". We have the exact same behavior here

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  stuner56  |  22

Same. Nothing good can come after that. "today, I shot a bees nest with a paintball gun and a leprechaun came out and he stabbed me with a shank" I'd like to see that

By  himoonkey  |  8

You should BEE a better neighbor. Hehe I'm funny right? No? I'll just go back into my hole.

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  LouisianaBob  |  9

Surprising that a joke is the highest rated right now. Being stung to the point of a visit to the hospital is horrible.

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  Baustigt  |  40

Humour brightens everyone's day, 42. Except for yours, apparently. I know if I was sick I'd prefer the people around me to crack jokes and sing camp fire songs instead of wallowing in misery. But perhaps you love the smell of misery in the morning.

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  IcyJack  |  7

Himoonkey, you shouldn't worry about that, you're just BEEing creative. You're adding a lot of BUZZ to the conversation. I know you're worried about being STUNG by internet trolls (their idiocy can sometimes make me break out into HIVEs) , but some people online can be sweet as HONEY.

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  siickman  |  7

97- Humor, * you are doing it wrong.

By  hthelittleone  |  10

Well you definitely deserve it, but that sounds like something I would do too see what would happen..

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