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Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32075) - you deserved it (7753)

On 02/25/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by badmom (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

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You know, he could have a problem with self harming and just be using those words with an excuse. Instead of calling him an idiot you should make sure that he's feeling okay.

#8 - On 02/25/2012 at 1:32pm by pinkcrayola

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Sounds like a winner

#1 - On 02/25/2012 at 1:27pm by JoeLouisBomber

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