By badmom - 25/02/2012 11:25 - Ireland

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
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pinkcrayola 0

You know, he could have a problem with self harming and just be using those words with an excuse. Instead of calling him an idiot you should make sure that he's feeling okay.

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curboy99 5

Yup, so is a keeper

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

I see leather masks with zippers in his future. But I too would suggest professional intervention.

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Emcogswell 0

Sounds like he'd be awesome! Lol

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ShockwaveXIII 8

Where is your son?! WHERE can I find him!? WHERE WILL WE WED!!!!

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Honestly_Lainey 21

WHERE should he go to get that RESTRAINING ORDER??

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vbmg152 18

You said it!!! You raised him & he IS an idiot!!!

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truehitman2010 0

Make sure he stays away from bows and arrows because he might forget what it fells like to take an arrow to the knee

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MischievousLoki 6

I don't think he is an idiot, I think you should talk to your doctor of what's wrong with him...

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