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Today, I called my mom while she was out of town and confessed how I have been depressed lately and thinking suicidal thoughts. After my long sob story, she took a breath and said, "OK, just make sure you don't forget to take the dogs out." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43874) - you deserved it (3568)

On 05/11/2009 at 2:21am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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